my boyfriend liked my picture OF HIM on instagram and my first thought was great let me hide from him.
something is wrong with me.
"whats up??" ur boyfriends dick when he sees me lmao bye bitch
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”
Do you quarrel sir?
QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir
maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”